Q – What’s an eight letter word that only has one letter in it?

A – An envelope

Q – What American state do pencils come from?

A – Pencil-vania

Q – Why was the clock sent to the Headteacher?

A – Because he was tocking too much!

Q – What did the pencil say to the other pencil?

A – You’re looking sharp!

Q – Why can’t a bicycle stand up?

A – Because it’s two tyred!

Q – Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

A – In case he got a hole in one!


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