Q – What’s an eight letter word that only has one letter in it?
A – An envelope
Q – What American state do pencils come from?
A – Pencil-vania
Q – Why was the clock sent to the Headteacher?
A – Because he was tocking too much!
Q – What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
A – You’re looking sharp!
Q – Why can’t a bicycle stand up?
A – Because it’s two tyred!
Q – Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?
A – In case he got a hole in one!
Think you can tell funnier jokes?
Then send us yours to firstname.lastname@example.org or write them down and post them to us, using the RPRESS post-box in the library!